1. (Source: fuckin-ashton, via pizza)

  2. alri9ht:

    Is IKEA even real

    (Source: ronswansoning, via pizza)


  3. prozdvoices:

    onecarefulowner wanted me to do a recording of this.  Well, if THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT.  Man, I haven’t seen Spongebob in ages.

    Original post by iamtallandthin

    (via friskyflamingo)

  4. sernacht:

    So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

    "Do not come any closer"

    (via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

  5. burritttto:

    buuuurrrnnnnn

    (via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

  6. buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

    (Source: ppppbbt, via pizza)

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  8. (Source: realitytvgifs, via friskyflamingo)