1. overlypolitebisexual:

    cat people: dogs are cool too
    dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

    (via friskyflamingo)

    (Source: commudad, via friskyflamingo)

  2. violentdeke:

    I just laughed for what felt like 10 minutes

    (Source: twindekes, via friskyflamingo)

  3. MY:

    ANACONDA:

    DONT:

    WANT:

    NONE:

    UNLESS

    YOU’VE

    GOT

    BUNS

    HUN

    (via ifyoulaugh)

  4. unamusedsloth:

    "Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil"

    (Source: unamusedsloth, via friskyflamingo)

  5. vvankinq:

    Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

    (Source: awwww-cute, via sheenax3)

  6. supertigerbutt:

    My sushi is too strong for you, traveller

    (via friskyflamingo)